choochlery

a piece of jewellery worn in a female genital piercing

i got pierced with a plain barbell. Now that im all healed Im in the market for some sparkly choochlery

by GoldSpun October 11, 2006

Choocher

Another term for a vape or someone who always asks for your vape

“Aye you got that choocher on you today”

“Bro you’re always asking for my vape stop being a choocher”

by bggdhngththymu September 27, 2019

Choochter

An endearing term that Glasgow people use for anyone who does not live within 4 miles of Glasgow. Also a choocter is anyone who says ken when they mean “you know”.

So where you fay choochter?
Still shaggin sheep in choochter land?
A ya dirty sheep shagging choochter!

by McShug November 16, 2010

Choochter

An unpleasant slang term which is often used by lowland/city Scots to describe those who live in the highlands and isles of Scotland.

The opposite to a choocter is a 'toonser', or 'townser', which means a Scot who lives in a town or city.

"See you choochters, you're aye humpin' sheep, aye?"
"Shut it ya toonser cunt."

by kiltmaster September 9, 2009

douche choochery

Showing signs of being both a douche and a chooch at the same time.

Brad was such a drunk assclown at the party he was given a writ of douche choochery by a group of his peers.

by Rob Snow December 9, 2008

Choocher

A person who cries while masturbating, and uses thier own tears as lubricant for masturbation.

Chris Martin from Coldplay. The lead singer of Blue October chooches all day long. Kenny G made a career out of chooching. Ricky Martin may also be a closet choocher.

by Queen of chooching February 2, 2009

choocher

Someone who masturbates is a choocher. Chooch is slang for "Masturbate". Commonly used in some Canadian Aboriginal communities. Also a Winnipeg rec. league hockey team... "The Choochers".

Marc that damn choocher was really spanking itlast night...I heard him all the way down the hall.....I bet he bust some capillaries.

by Marc Robert May 13, 2008