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Choocher 

Another term for a vape or someone who always asks for your vape
“Aye you got that choocher on you today”

“Bro you’re always asking for my vape stop being a choocher”
Choocher by bggdhngththymu September 27, 2019

Choochter 

An endearing term that Glasgow people use for anyone who does not live within 4 miles of Glasgow. Also a choocter is anyone who says ken when they mean “you know”.
So where you fay choochter?
Still shaggin sheep in choochter land?
A ya dirty sheep shagging choochter!
Choochter by McShug November 16, 2010

Choochter 

An unpleasant slang term which is often used by lowland/city Scots to describe those who live in the highlands and isles of Scotland.

The opposite to a choocter is a 'toonser', or 'townser', which means a Scot who lives in a town or city.
"See you choochters, you're aye humpin' sheep, aye?"
"Shut it ya toonser cunt."
Choochter by kiltmaster September 9, 2009

douche choochery

Showing signs of being both a douche and a chooch at the same time.
Brad was such a drunk assclown at the party he was given a writ of douche choochery by a group of his peers.
douche choochery by Rob Snow December 9, 2008

Choocher 

A person who cries while masturbating, and uses thier own tears as lubricant for masturbation.
Chris Martin from Coldplay. The lead singer of Blue October chooches all day long. Kenny G made a career out of chooching. Ricky Martin may also be a closet choocher.
Choocher by Queen of chooching February 2, 2009

choocher 

Someone who masturbates is a choocher. Chooch is slang for "Masturbate". Commonly used in some Canadian Aboriginal communities. Also a Winnipeg rec. league hockey team... "The Choochers".
Marc that damn choocher was really spanking itlast night...I heard him all the way down the hall.....I bet he bust some capillaries.
choocher by Marc Robert May 13, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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