Definitions by GoldSpun

choochlery 

a piece of jewellery worn in a female genital piercing

i got pierced with a plain barbell. Now that im all healed Im in the market for some sparkly choochlery

choochlery by GoldSpun October 11, 2006

hurtburger 

a mcDonalds Cheese burger or any other disgusting burger that makes you feel like shit within 10 minutes of consumption but but you still crave/eat them

" wanna get a hurtburger im drunk and i dont give a crap about the consequences"

hurtburger by GoldSpun October 1, 2006