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Choocher 

A person who cries while masturbating, and uses thier own tears as lubricant for masturbation.
Chris Martin from Coldplay. The lead singer of Blue October chooches all day long. Kenny G made a career out of chooching. Ricky Martin may also be a closet choocher.
Choocher by Queen of chooching February 2, 2009

choocher 

Someone who masturbates is a choocher. Chooch is slang for "Masturbate". Commonly used in some Canadian Aboriginal communities. Also a Winnipeg rec. league hockey team... "The Choochers".
Marc that damn choocher was really spanking itlast night...I heard him all the way down the hall.....I bet he bust some capillaries.
choocher by Marc Robert May 13, 2008

choocher 

A very good looking, athletic looking man in his late teens or twenties who still has a dewy-eyed, moist and hunky 'pin-up' look about him - more fresh-faced than rugged or sophisticated. Typically used to describe male eye-candy in any given location.
'From what the girls downstairs tell me, all the choochers in London work in telesales and live in Clapham'

'Did you see that choochy guy in sweatpants go by?'

'You should have seen the choochers at that party last night!'
choocher by Peter Sierck March 16, 2008

Puff Choocher

A man who gives a fallatio to another man for money or gain, specifically a truck driver.
"Hey man, is Jake gay or something?"

"Nah, he's just a puff choocher."
Puff Choocher by Atytom May 4, 2015

Ashton Coocher 

a vagina.

comes from the term Coocher and the fact that it sounds very similar to the name of the actor Ashton Kutcher.
also known as an Ashton.
"oh my god if I wear that, everyone there will see my Ashton Coocher"
Ashton Coocher by eaasye May 28, 2009

Coocherflies

When he held my hand I got coocherflies.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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