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Choochter 

An endearing term that Glasgow people use for anyone who does not live within 4 miles of Glasgow. Also a choocter is anyone who says ken when they mean “you know”.
So where you fay choochter?
Still shaggin sheep in choochter land?
A ya dirty sheep shagging choochter!
Choochter by McShug November 16, 2010
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Choochter 

An unpleasant slang term which is often used by lowland/city Scots to describe those who live in the highlands and isles of Scotland.

The opposite to a choocter is a 'toonser', or 'townser', which means a Scot who lives in a town or city.
"See you choochters, you're aye humpin' sheep, aye?"
"Shut it ya toonser cunt."
Choochter by kiltmaster September 9, 2009

choochter 

A slang for someone from northern ireland.
Mccunty is a bloody choochter, I hear he mounts sheeps well quite often.
choochter by astar April 25, 2006

Choochter 

A word used by Glaswegian slum dwellers to denote someone who isn't from Glasgow, often out of jealousy.
"Awrite choochter?"
"Not so bad, hows life in the slums?"
Choochter by E0WM May 13, 2022

Ashton Coocher 

a vagina.

comes from the term Coocher and the fact that it sounds very similar to the name of the actor Ashton Kutcher.
also known as an Ashton.
"oh my god if I wear that, everyone there will see my Ashton Coocher"
Ashton Coocher by eaasye May 28, 2009

CHUBBY CHOOSTER

when a girl walks by and that ass is just so unbelievably PHAT that you just can't stop looking .

Then you scream to your homie DAMNNN LOOK AT THAT CHUBBY CHOOSTER all without getting caught !!
HOLY SHIT !! SHE GOT THAT CHUBBY CHOOSTER !!!!
CHUBBY CHOOSTER by shauniee stylez January 15, 2019

Choocher 

Another term for a vape or someone who always asks for your vape
Aye you got that choocher on you today”

Bro you’re always asking for my vape stop being a choocher”
Choocher by bggdhngththymu September 27, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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