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Choocher 

A person who cries while masturbating, and uses thier own tears as lubricant for masturbation.
Chris Martin from Coldplay. The lead singer of Blue October chooches all day long. Kenny G made a career out of chooching. Ricky Martin may also be a closet choocher.
Choocher by Queen of chooching February 2, 2009

choocher 

Someone who masturbates is a choocher. Chooch is slang for "Masturbate". Commonly used in some Canadian Aboriginal communities. Also a Winnipeg rec. league hockey team... "The Choochers".
Marc that damn choocher was really spanking itlast night...I heard him all the way down the hall.....I bet he bust some capillaries.
choocher by Marc Robert May 13, 2008

choocher 

A very good looking, athletic looking man in his late teens or twenties who still has a dewy-eyed, moist and hunky 'pin-up' look about him - more fresh-faced than rugged or sophisticated. Typically used to describe male eye-candy in any given location.
'From what the girls downstairs tell me, all the choochers in London work in telesales and live in Clapham'

'Did you see that choochy guy in sweatpants go by?'

'You should have seen the choochers at that party last night!'
choocher by Peter Sierck March 16, 2008

Puff Choocher

A man who gives a fallatio to another man for money or gain, specifically a truck driver.
"Hey man, is Jake gay or something?"

"Nah, he's just a puff choocher."
Puff Choocher by Atytom May 4, 2015

Ashton Coocher 

a vagina.

comes from the term Coocher and the fact that it sounds very similar to the name of the actor Ashton Kutcher.
also known as an Ashton.
"oh my god if I wear that, everyone there will see my Ashton Coocher"
Ashton Coocher by eaasye May 28, 2009

Coocherflies

When he held my hand I got coocherflies.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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