choired 

A verb used to describe the act of lightly teasing in order to make a woman scream like a choirboy.

I just choired your mums gash

choired by Jscock April 17, 2011

Choied 

To be forced to take a lap around a parking lot, due to stupidity and conversations. Used during marching band activities. First used in the year 1994, Named after Kelly Choi a Band field major. Normally one to two laps around a parking lot approximately a total of 300 to 400 yards in length.

David Ing got choied, because he would not stop talking while the instructor was talking.

Choied by Garnet Valley October 12, 2011

F-Choied 

Jumping the gun on a situation and being totally embarassed. Usually the end result is much worse than leaving it alone.

Synonym: fireboy-ed

That man expressed himself to the girl too quickly, he F-Choied

F-Choied by Smiley Brat January 12, 2010

Lawn-Chaired 

falling on your back, so that your knees fold down to your face.

The man ran on the slick ice, but soon fell backwards and lawn-chaired himself

Lawn-Chaired by tmac2014 December 4, 2011

Chored

Colloquial British term for the act of stealing or having stolen an item of interest. The term depicts the action of theft used in informal conversation, typically amongst youths. Originating in Scottish high schools the term has widely become used throughout England and is now recognised in most of the United Kingdom however the word does not appear in the Oxford English Dictionary and would be considered 'slang terminology'.

Example 1. (In description)

The boys had chored enough merchandise from the shop that it was forced to close for the day.

Example 2. (In conversation)

Boy 1: "I've never seen that before, did you chore it?"

Boy 2: "Aye, I chored it from the school".

Chored by ASRock May 27, 2010

Chaired 

When you’re either very fucked up or super tired, to the point where you gotta take a seat

Chad: Did you see how much Brad drank last night?
Thad: Yeah, dude was chaired.

Chaired by VandyBoys August 20, 2019

Chored

To steal or rob from somewhere or someone

you chored that from his house didnt you

Chored by jamie451 June 3, 2008