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Choied
To be forced to take a lap around a parking lot, due to stupidity and conversations. Used during marching band activities. First used in the year 1994, Named after Kelly Choi a Band field major. Normally one to two laps around a parking lot approximately a total of 300 to 400 yards in length.
Choied by Garnet Valley October 12, 2011
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F-Choied
Jumping the gun on a situation and being totally embarassed. Usually the end result is much worse than leaving it alone.
Synonym: fireboy-ed
Synonym: fireboy-ed
F-Choied by Smiley Brat January 12, 2010
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Lawn-Chaired by tmac2014 December 4, 2011
Chored
Colloquial British term for the act of stealing or having stolen an item of interest. The term depicts the action of theft used in informal conversation, typically amongst youths. Originating in Scottish high schools the term has widely become used throughout England and is now recognised in most of the United Kingdom however the word does not appear in the Oxford English Dictionary and would be considered 'slang terminology'.
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