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choir boys

Come here little man and blow me a tune
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The Ruthless LotKid Jihad against the Custies. Where you will find a custie, you will find two chor boys. one in front of him serving him a bag, the other in back of him serving him a smiley across the back of the head. origin: Humboldt County, CA
"those damn chor boys messed up my whole house at my gay custie kegger last night and left with my girlfriend, now she's at some hippie show.", "chor boys up, custies down"
chor boys by Chor Boy April 14, 2009

Choirboy Raw 

The swollen state of rawness, redness and soreness of one's anus after male on male bareback anal sex. Most common in instances of a large male top and a tight and tiny bottom.
Tim to his lover Frank: Last night was great. Your ass was so tight. I want some more right now.

Frank: Sorry but I cant. Need to recover. You got me Choirboy Raw down there.
Choirboy Raw by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015

The Space Choirboys

Matt Helders and Nick O'Malley, drummer and bass player in Arctic Monkeys. Called the space choirboys by Jamie Cook (guitar) and Alex Turner (vocals, guitar) when they do the choir on Alex Turnes tunes in Arctic Monkeys.
Alex Turner "and now me and the space choirboys would like to sing a tune for ya"

Choirboy 

A pure and innocent person who does not have a dirty mind.
Guy : *says a dirty joke*

Guy #2: *laughs* Nice!

Innocent Guy : What? I don't get it?

Guy : Bro, you're such a choirboy! Get tf in the game man!

Guy #2: Damn bro...
Choirboy by RegalRags February 27, 2018

Choirboy's Arse 

A term which is often used to describe complicated parking manoevres.
"There's a space, park in there."
"No way will I get this Transit van in there mate, that space looks tighter than a choirboy's arse!"
Choirboy's Arse by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Choirboy 

Someone who grew up singing and going through all his school years being in the choir, then graduates and goes to college to study to be a choir teacher.

Returns back to his high school as a choir teacher, and enjoys the rest of his days teaching younger boys how to sing like girls.
"Mr. Pothier, do I have to keep learning to be a choirboy? You're not even a good singer, how can you teach me?"
Choirboy by dcballz November 7, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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