Choirboy 

A pure and innocent person who does not have a dirty mind.

Guy : *says a dirty joke*

Guy #2: *laughs* Nice!

Innocent Guy : What? I don't get it?

Guy : Bro, you're such a choirboy! Get tf in the game man!

Guy #2: Damn bro...

Choirboy by RegalRags February 27, 2018

Choirboy 

Someone who grew up singing and going through all his school years being in the choir, then graduates and goes to college to study to be a choir teacher.

Returns back to his high school as a choir teacher, and enjoys the rest of his days teaching younger boys how to sing like girls.

"Mr. Pothier, do I have to keep learning to be a choirboy? You're not even a good singer, how can you teach me?"

Choirboy by dcballz November 7, 2011

Choirboy Raw 

The swollen state of rawness, redness and soreness of one's anus after male on male bareback anal sex. Most common in instances of a large male top and a tight and tiny bottom.

Tim to his lover Frank: Last night was great. Your ass was so tight. I want some more right now.

Frank: Sorry but I cant. Need to recover. You got me Choirboy Raw down there.

Choirboy Raw by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015

Choirboy's Arse 

A term which is often used to describe complicated parking manoevres.

"There's a space, park in there."
"No way will I get this Transit van in there mate, that space looks tighter than a choirboy's arse!"

Choirboy's Arse by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Welsh Choirboy

A psychopathic muslim terrorist who goes around stabbing kids and being a paedophile too. They also have a fondness for boning goats and shouting Allah Akhbar as they run down the street with a meat cleaver chasing anyone who is white.

When they commit a major crime (like beheading a stranger or running over multiple people with a lorry who were just celebrating Christmas) they get arrested and the media cover up the whole incident In the UK, goat shagger lovers like Keir Starmer say the terrorist was misunderstood and give them a suspended sentence. The leftist media also show a picture of the noncey killer as a schoolboy and tell the public they were a Welsh national who sang in his school choir.

Muhamed (just off the boat from France) - “I’m off to stab some innocent white girls cuz Allah wants me too”
Abdul “Id love to do that too but I can’t come. I’m shagging my 2 year old sister now and my goat later”.

The BBC newsreader later that evening “A British man has been arrested for trying to help some girls dance along to songs and accidentally spilled ketchup on them. Some right ring extremist snuck in and stabbed all the girls dead, and has tried to pin it on this good man. Neighbours report him as a friendly young Welsh choirboy”.

Welsh Choirboy by Fcukleftists November 26, 2025

choir boy 

Term used to completely embarrass and degrade someone.

Originally from the Schwartzenegger's movie "End of days" (1999), used massively in Arnold's prank calls on youtube.

You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!

choir boy by get to the choppa now August 14, 2009

The Space Choirboys

Matt Helders and Nick O'Malley, drummer and bass player in Arctic Monkeys. Called the space choirboys by Jamie Cook (guitar) and Alex Turner (vocals, guitar) when they do the choir on Alex Turnes tunes in Arctic Monkeys.

Alex Turner "and now me and the space choirboys would like to sing a tune for ya"

The Space Choirboys by arcticmonkeyslover November 17, 2013