choiche 

Choices are called ‘choiches’ if they are presented to you, but
1. you actually don’t have a choice at all, or
2. it doesn’t matter which one you choose because they’re all equally bad.

There are so many choiches …
It seems that I have a choiche.

choiche by Takkeboom57 October 3, 2021

People's freedom of choices and voices act

A legal statute in Canada that affords a defendants ability to a fair trial. With the invocation of it, defendants are allowed to express themselves at a court level to avoid a mistrial. Some of the most common rights granted by this act are the abilities to smoke and swear in court

Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your court. If I can't smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"

Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."

People's freedom of choices and voices act by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018

salad choice 

A slang term for a job or the method someone makes their money.

Right now I got the green, and it's not just 'cause my salad choice.

salad choice by The Great Dark February 8, 2015

Tasty Choices 

The Domino's Pizza sign hung on a dorm room's doorknob to indicate that you do NOT want to enter: your roommate and his/her significant (or not) other are busy inside.

After my Chemistry pre-lab lecture, I went back to my dorm and...Tasty Choices was up. So I went to my friend's room.

Tasty Choices by LBorealis November 2, 2009

soft choice

1. A decision characterizing one as being, weak, lazy, sensitive, cautious or otherwise avoiding adversity.

2. Choosing the easy way out.

3. Being a pussy

Emily chose the mild salsa at Quesada. Soft choice.
Henry bought his girlfriend the standard chocolate and flowers for v-day instead of being original. Soft choice.

Klara didn't go running this morning because it was "too cold." Soft choice.

Marge chose the petunias for her floral decor. SOFT CHOICE .

soft choice by hanvasstep March 13, 2018

Teen Choice Awards 

Sluttiest children's special in television history. The abomination of awards shows and the most overrated.

Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.

You will die of ripping your own head off if you watch the Teen Choice Awards.

Teen Choice Awards by Smart American Male August 10, 2009

chichester middle school

A place full of roaches, sluts, and boys who ride each other's dick

Ugh, she much be a Chichester middle school girl

chichester middle school by Y'all know who October 7, 2017