Chooched

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Donezo. Finished. Usually in the context of being too drunk/high

"Did you see Dave passed out on the couch?" "Yeah man, he's chooched"
"Is that joint still hitting?" "Nah man, its chooched"

Chooched by Joe'sABitch July 13, 2017

Words you can keep

chooched

v. To shortchange, rip-off, overcharge, steal.

We totally chooched the waitress by forgetting to leave a tip.
We got chooched on these $2 sodas, they're only 50 cents at the store.

chooched by Dain G. July 15, 2006

Related Words

chooched • choocher • Choched • cooched • choached • CHONCHED • Chooche • Choochery • Chonched Out • ChoochDingus

Chooched

The act of being completely screwed; completely robbed.

I just got completely chooched on that hand. I’ve never been so chooched in my life.

Chooched by Mussbuss May 16, 2019

Chooched

Optimally high on cocaine

“Dude, did you see that last gator tail? I’m fuckin chooched!”

Chooched by Actually Louis C.K. April 30, 2020

cooched up

When something or someone makes your peepee stand up

Mrs.G got me cooched up bruh! or Yo Chuy you got me cooched up!

cooched up by IEatBurgar December 6, 2019

Choocher

Another term for a vape or someone who always asks for your vape

“Aye you got that choocher on you today”

“Bro you’re always asking for my vape stop being a choocher”

Choocher by bggdhngththymu September 27, 2019

chotched

the end result of too many alcoholic beverages. can also be spelled chatched, but thats lame.

man i had like 20 appletinis, im so fucking chotched.
The other night i was so chotched, i spelled it chatched, how gay was that.

chotched by Ryan and Jeremy September 21, 2007

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026