chodwank

The art of masturbation by a bumbling halfwit

What's that on Webcam?...it's just chod having a chodwank

by monobollocks April 20, 2018

Chodewank

A male who has to prove himself worthy and has had something to prove for at least a little while.

Punks who use casual language to replace formal names can be chodewanks.

by Don Adms February 2, 2009

codwank

Masturbation whilst waiting for a game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to start

webvictim had a quick codwank

by P90Pr0 April 20, 2010

ChodeWank

A devastating insult to throw at some wanker at the back of the school bus. Don't be surprised if they break down and start crying. The wont try and come back at you because its impossible to top that one. Now sit back and relax knowing you have hurled the best possible roast know to mankind.

Oi you absolute chodewank, if you dont pipe the fuck down I will come back there crush you, you living std.

by MissChanadlerBong October 20, 2018

Chadwanker

A person who smells like cheese

Ugh what’s that smell oh it’s that chadwanker

by Rachel dowdall September 16, 2020

Chodankar

Family name for people from chodan goa

Hey he's a Chodankar

by NOT A HUMAN OR A BOT November 21, 2021