A devastating insult to throw at some wanker at the back of the school bus. Don't be surprised if they break down and start crying. The wont try and come back at you because its impossible to top that one. Now sit back and relax knowing you have hurled the best possible roast know to mankind.

Oi you absolute chodewank, if you dont pipe the fuck down I will come back there crush you, you living std.

ChodeWank by MissChanadlerBong October 20, 2018

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Chadwanker

A person who smells like cheese

Ugh what’s that smell oh it’s that chadwanker

Chadwanker by Rachel dowdall September 16, 2020

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Chodankar

Family name for people from chodan goa

Hey he's a Chodankar

Chodankar by NOT A HUMAN OR A BOT November 21, 2021

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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