Definitions by monobollocks

chodwank 

The art of masturbation by a bumbling halfwit

What's that on Webcam?...it's just chod having a chodwank

chodwank by monobollocks April 20, 2018

Taylor ten putt 

The unreal ability to ten putt on a hole at golf

I'm having a shit round ...just Taylor ten putted on the 15th .

Taylor ten putt by monobollocks September 20, 2017

bardy 

Hairy smelly little dog that belongs to a pensioner

It's alright bardy(repeat 500+ times per day)

bardy by monobollocks January 29, 2017

waiting for a train 

To go for a shit

Where's urko gone?..... she's waiting for a train

waiting for a train by monobollocks November 27, 2016