chodwank

The art of masturbation by a bumbling halfwit
What's that on Webcam?...it's just chod having a chodwank
by monobollocks November 07, 2017
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bardy

Hairy smelly little dog that belongs to a pensioner
It's alright bardy(repeat 500+ times per day)
by monobollocks January 29, 2017
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waiting for a train

To go for a shit
Where's urko gone?..... she's waiting for a train
by monobollocks November 27, 2016
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Taylor ten putt

The unreal ability to ten putt on a hole at golf
I'm having a shit round ...just Taylor ten putted on the 15th .
by monobollocks September 20, 2017
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