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ChodeWank
A devastating insult to throw at some wanker at the back of the school bus. Don't be surprised if they break down and start crying. The wont try and come back at you because its impossible to top that one. Now sit back and relax knowing you have hurled the best possible roast know to mankind.
Oi you absolute chodewank, if you dont pipe the fuck down I will come back there crush you, you living std.
ChodeWank by MissChanadlerBong October 20, 2018
Related Words
Chodewank • chodwank • Chode Walker • choke wank • Code Wank • Chodewrangler • Chidewalk • chodesack • chodewaffle • Chadwanker
Chodeblanket
An advanced form of cock blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. Chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. This leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. Chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. In this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.
Male 1: OMG! That girl is a buff ting
Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.
I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.
There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?
Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.
I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.
There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?
Chodeblanket by CAYLEYUNIT November 26, 2010
Bloagan The Chodegan
Bloagan The Chodegan by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020
Chodewrangler
A compound word of both Chode and Wrangler
Generally used as an insult, a chodewrangler is one who attempts to wrangle, or get many, chodes.
for further assistance see:
chode, wrangler
Generally used as an insult, a chodewrangler is one who attempts to wrangle, or get many, chodes.
for further assistance see:
chode, wrangler
Chodewrangler by RPieces April 19, 2009
Chodehawk
CHODEHAWK, noun- Unusually short stubby mohawk,most pronounced if the user has a big head may also be applied to a fauxhawk if said fauxhawks length is not greater than its width and/or the difference between the fauxhawk and the remaining hair is no greater than a 2 to 3 ratio.
Lilly:Have you seen Gerbers new haircut?
Barney: Looks over then bust out laughing
Lilly: Whats so funny?
Barney: He has a Chodehawk!
Lilly:What?
Barney:His hair, its not proportional to his head
Lilly: O god i see it, i can never keep a straight face when i see him now.
Barney: Chodehawk!!
Lilly: Chodehawk!
Barney: Looks over then bust out laughing
Lilly: Whats so funny?
Barney: He has a Chodehawk!
Lilly:What?
Barney:His hair, its not proportional to his head
Lilly: O god i see it, i can never keep a straight face when i see him now.
Barney: Chodehawk!!
Lilly: Chodehawk!
Chodehawk by Barnaby Norris Grylls January 2, 2012
Chodeman
A penisman who has no confidence, no friends, and a tiny penis.
This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.
Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.
This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined
This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.
Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.
This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined
You suck Chodeman!
Eat it Chodeman!
...CHODEMAN!
Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.
Eat it Chodeman!
...CHODEMAN!
Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.
Chodeman by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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