A devastating insult to throw at some wanker at the back of the school bus. Don't be surprised if they break down and start crying. The wont try and come back at you because its impossible to top that one. Now sit back and relax knowing you have hurled the best possible roast know to mankind.
Oi you absolute chodewank, if you dont pipe the fuck down I will come back there crush you, you living std.
An advanced form of cock blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. Chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. This leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. Chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. In this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.
Male 1: OMG! That girl is a buff ting
Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.
CHODEHAWK, noun- Unusually short stubby mohawk,most pronounced if the user has a big head may also be applied to a fauxhawk if said fauxhawks length is not greater than its width and/or the difference between the fauxhawk and the remaining hair is no greater than a 2 to 3 ratio.
Lilly:Have you seen Gerbers new haircut?
Barney: Looks over then bust out laughing
Lilly: Whats so funny?
Barney: He has a Chodehawk!
Lilly:What?
Barney:His hair, its not proportional to his head
Lilly: O god i see it, i can never keep a straight face when i see him now.
Barney: Chodehawk!!
Lilly: Chodehawk!