codwank

Masturbation whilst waiting for a game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to start

webvictim had a quick codwank

by P90Pr0 April 20, 2010

Codankle

A power-hungry large ruler who gets what they want when they want it.

A term used to describe a mean-spirited, person who takes pleasure in others suffering.

That damn codankle is gonna overrun our country, taking everything in sight!

You're horrible, that person just gets hit by a car and you laugh?! Codankle!

by ThatGentleman February 12, 2010

Tactical COD Wank

1) a quick wank over any call of duty game when you get an awesome kill or hear the interigation guy on the main menu of black ops

2) having a wank while on call of duty

(upon getting an accross the map tomahawk)
dave: brb guys

(returns tired)
dave: back
jack: did you have a tactical cod wank!?
dave: maybe

by urbandictionary360 January 21, 2011

codwacker

A person that wacks cod!

That dude is such a codwacker, poor cod.

by warbenekar1 February 13, 2007

chodwank

The art of masturbation by a bumbling halfwit

What's that on Webcam?...it's just chod having a chodwank

by monobollocks April 20, 2018