chodesmack

its a name given to a person when they are being an ass hole or just being a little bitch.

tom:yo dave you wanna go to the titty bar after work around 8 or 9?

Dave: na man, I think I'm gonna just sit at home and watch reruns of full house and wait for my ex to call.

tom: dude your sutch a CHODESMACK!

by Peter Berg February 17, 2007

Chodesmas

A day of humbuggery, weed smoking and heavy consumption of meats and cheeses. Chinese food is the traditional food of Chodesmas and rum is the traditional drink. Chodesmas should be celebrated with slutty Craigslist women who play the part of frisky elves. Pajama pants and ridiculous sweaters are traditional Chodesmas garb and many like to celebrate Chodesmas by watching bootleg TV shows on the internets or partaking in holiday dickings. It is a day of nonsense and shenanigans celebrated in Southern Indiana and parts of Kentucky on Dec. 25. Its origins are unknown.

Frank: "Merry Chodesmas!"

Joe: "You mean Christmas?"

Frank: "No, Chodesmas." "It is celebrated with meats and cheeses and scandalous internet women." "Lots of rum and weed is is consumed and their is much frolicking and merriment."

Joe: "Merry Chodesmas motherfucker!"

by Vinnieguggs December 29, 2011

Chodesack

The Sack which accompanies the chode.

I heard that Jennifer's boyfriend has a chode?

Yeah, but i think the chodesack would be even worse.

by KingGee285 December 12, 2012

chodesmoke

1) One who actively engages in the preparation of, or smoking of a Chode.
2) A complete jackass

Devon your such a chodesmoke.

Kris was driving like a chodesmoke last night.

by KG 08 September 28, 2006

The Chodesman

The lamest superhero of all time. He possesses the powers of the chode. He can only make his opponents somewhat sweaty with prolonged exposure to his "chode ray". He is known to make change for people at bus stops and save retarded kittens from trees when the fire department is too busy eating chili and such. He has been stabbed 17 times.

Citizen: "I'm being robbed, help!"

The Chodesman: "Have no fear, The Chodesman is here!"

Citizen: "Oh, it's The Chodesman." "Can you go find a parking enforcement officer or a small boy scout to help me Chodesman?"

The Chodesman: "I will help you citizen, unhand her you fiendish fiend!"

Robber: "I fear you not Chodesman." (Casually stabs The Chodesman in the kidney, robs and rapes woman, leaves)

by Meatspin Mike October 8, 2011

chodesmoker

One who sucks the chode.

"Dude he's ghey!.....what a chodesmoker!"

by The Chris June 23, 2003

chodesack

a fat lazy person.

tim for example

by neil December 29, 2003