Chopsmack 

One who lingers smokers of their own weed, waiting for an offer. When a chopsmack has their own weed they don’t share or offer to those who always generous with weed.

I was excited to light a joint until the chopsmack approached me and asked for a hit.

Chopsmack by Clungesandsponges November 26, 2017

Chopsticking 

v. present participle: Any aggressive action using a straight arm and hand - where the elongated appendage resembles the tapered shape of a chopstick. This can take the form of chopping, poking, smacking, etc, particularly by someone not trained in the martial arts. (to chopstick, chopsticked)

The student received a detention for chopsticking the boy in front of him during a test.

Chopsticking by Sorensgun July 21, 2009

chopstickery 

pertaining to your ability to use chopsticks well.

Did you see his mad chopstickery skillz?

chopstickery by damina1 February 4, 2010

Chopstick up ass 

The moment when your mom sticks a chopstick up your ass when you got an A- on your math test

Ah I got chopstick up ass

Chopstick up ass by The uwu meister March 8, 2019

Copstacking 

When three law enforcement officers circle jerk over different charges and never result in a final decision.

There goes Wrangler, Divine, and Toretti copstacking over what the next bust is.

Copstacking by amatthew April 6, 2021

chopstache

A mustache with mutton chops minus the goatee. Also known as friendly mutton chops.

Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?

chopstache by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008

chopstickism 

A portmanteau of chopsticks and racism, chopstickism is when you go to an Asian restaurant and the server asks Asian people, but not people of other ethnicities, if they'd like chopsticks.

I went to a Korean restaurant today and the server offered all the people around me chopsticks, but not me! I'm so offended by all this chopstickism.

chopstickism by kai azad January 2, 2007