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Chodameter 

A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.
The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.
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Chodarexia 

A dick that is short and thin.. not to be confused with a true “Chod” aka a short and fat dick.. basically a short and anorexic cock.
Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”

Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”
Chodarexia by Wolfany August 5, 2018
In Korean, "choding" refers to "elementary school kid".

When it's used for someone who isn't a kid (teenager, grown-up,...), it means that this person is childish and acts like a kid.
This guy acts like a little kid, he is really a Choding !
Choding by eLement August 27, 2013
Chodiba or Chodana is a slang word in Oriya language largely spoken in the east Indian state of Odisha. Chodiba or Chodana means to fuck or screw or to have sex.
Nirbala Golapi Bia Chodiba ku Mote bhala lage
(I love to fuck hairless, pink & tight pussy.)

Ye jou hemala raati,
Premika jaichi Videsha ku Mora,
Ta Banda ku jhure Mu niti,

Ta Banda jadi pashe tha'nta
Rati sara khali chodiba huanta
Bia kete khushi ha'nta!

(In this chilly winter night,
My lover is abroad and
My Pussy constantly pines for his huge Cock.
If he were here,
He would fuck me the whole night
And my Pussy would be in seventh heaven!)

Chidiba ku ichha Namita Bia,
Se Bia katha bhabi Banda Mo Thia.
Chodiba by Jack DeSilva March 27, 2013

Chodie Shearer 

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher
I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

chodified lunch

a bag which iz full of jizzed up 10 year old lunch which is dripping and only just stable enough to hold its contents.

content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!

CAUTION! : the slightest movment may set this shitbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat ass will go!!!
guy 1)= hey isnt your lunch leaking??
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!
chodified lunch by REEE! March 1, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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