chocolate tea bag 

When you wipe someone's ass with your nutsack.

Hey Charlie, your ass is rather in need of a chocolate tea bag!

chocolate tea bag by Steele Bro's March 5, 2008

chocolate teabag bandit mask

When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.

Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.

chocolate teabag bandit mask by Chewbacca Bears September 4, 2006

Chocolate Teabag 

The act of dipping one's testicles into a bowl of fresh diarrhea, then performing the usual act of teabagging.

Variations include:

The Fruit and Nut: Add Raisins.

The Fererro Rocher: Allow ten minutes for a thin crust to form. Using this method, a multiple layering effect may be achieved.

The Aero Teabag: As with normal chocolate teabag, with the added pleasure of a straw being inserted into the bowl, allowing your friend(s) to blow into the diarrhea, creating a softer, lighter and more enjoyable experience. WARNING! Do not blow too hard, as this could result in spillage. Also don't run with scissors, and do not put your fingers in live plug sockets.

The Chocolate Marble Teabag Cake (The Chomtea): A Soho Special. You and your friends may enjoy ejaculating multiple times into the bowl of diarrhea then stirring, creating a marbling effect. Commence with dipping, as per usual.

Experience this Chocolate Teabag yourself.

Chocolate Teabag by Chomtea February 17, 2007

chocolate teabag 

similar to teabagging someone, only before the tea bagging you shit and whipe your ass towards your balls so you can get the "chocolate" with the tea bag

Ryan passed out, so i chocolate tea bagged him...he loves chocolate teabags

chocolate teabag by ggrrrrrraassshopppperrrrrrr January 12, 2009

chocolate teabag 

(noun) The act of placing ones testicles and scrotum into the anus of another. Often requires significant preparation by both parties. Some variations have the penis of the chocolate teabagger enter the vagina of the one being chocolate teabagged, however this is not necessary.

Rodney have gave his girl a chocolate teabag last week. Neither could walk for 3 days!

chocolate teabag by Tony8758 October 12, 2005

Chocolate Teabag 

When a scrotum that has fecal matter smeared on it is dipped into another's mouth.

Jennifer: I used to teabag Dominic all the time until he chocolate teabagged one night and I almost gagged!

Chocolate Teabag by RacerXHG November 2, 2010

chocolate ball teabag 

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit

Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards

chocolate ball teabag by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016