18 definitions by laserswordofdeath +3

After giving natural birth to twins, Jenny's husband became a regular rug puncher

I like having Jill over at my place, she may be the one. But today she left me a stinky raccoon for the second time this week and this gives me doubts over our relationship

I really don't want to have other men laugh at my 2 inch dick, it makes me all cock shy!

I love going down on my man, especially after a stomach bug. He is a real chocolate ball cheerleader - adds that little extra!

Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards

I am not fond of going down on my lady. Except during that time of the month. I am a total menstropire, sue me

Wow! Being underpaid sure has its benefits! I have lost six pounds this month due to the Poverty Weight Loss Plan! And the good news is, looking at my bank account, I can carry on until next payday!