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a joint that is wider than it is long, resembles a choad penis.
Pass that choadie over here, I've only had a hit!
choadie by Betsy and Matt May 11, 2007
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Person set in a fantasy world filled with Vanity. N. Choadswipe

Pural:. Can only be one; Thank God!

Likes to go Live & Direct. Dish (troll) out but doesn't like when it comes his way.
The Choadel is an Ass; and the Ass doesn't know where it's at.
Choadel by BMS31174 October 25, 2019
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Chodie Shearer 

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher
I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo 

The excitedly gleeful cheer of a noble Choad Warrior as he prepares to worship at the altar of his helmet headed deity.
Words fail in the attempt to express the level of joy associated with a proper Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo.
Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo by NumbaOneSon February 14, 2009

choadigan 

A garment:
deriving from the word 'choad'
(massive knob head he thinks he's cool as fuck) who wears slim fit cardigans with the shirt lappell sewen in to exsensuate his gym toned physique)
i look at that Dave wearing his choadigan again, what a whopper.
choadigan by Gaddster May 12, 2011

choadiepreneur

1. The art of selling cheap junk to turn a minimal profit.
2. Going to the extreme of cheapness.
A: Jeff has been choadiepreneur'n...buying junky furniture from the thrift store and reselling it to college kids.

B: Adam searches for the box on the shelf that has a dent in it, takes it to customer service, and asks for a discount on the item since the box is damaged. That's preneu'n!
Chodie is a female that goes by the name of Kodie that has a chode. Kodie + chode = Chodie
Chodie whipped out her chode and it was bigger than mine.
Chodie by Bradley Simmons January 14, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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