choadie

a joint that is wider than it is long, resembles a choad penis.

Pass that choadie over here, I've only had a hit!

by Betsy and Matt May 11, 2007

Choadel

Person set in a fantasy world filled with Vanity. N. Choadswipe

Pural:. Can only be one; Thank God!

Likes to go Live & Direct. Dish (troll) out but doesn't like when it comes his way.

The Choadel is an Ass; and the Ass doesn't know where it's at.

by BMS31174 October 25, 2019

Chodie Shearer

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher

I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021

Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo

The excitedly gleeful cheer of a noble Choad Warrior as he prepares to worship at the altar of his helmet headed deity.

Words fail in the attempt to express the level of joy associated with a proper Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo.

by NumbaOneSon February 14, 2009

choadigan

A garment:
deriving from the word 'choad'
(massive knob head he thinks he's cool as fuck) who wears slim fit cardigans with the shirt lappell sewen in to exsensuate his gym toned physique)

i look at that Dave wearing his choadigan again, what a whopper.

by Gaddster May 12, 2011

choadiepreneur

1. The art of selling cheap junk to turn a minimal profit.
2. Going to the extreme of cheapness.

A: Jeff has been choadiepreneur'n...buying junky furniture from the thrift store and reselling it to college kids.

B: Adam searches for the box on the shelf that has a dent in it, takes it to customer service, and asks for a discount on the item since the box is damaged. That's preneu'n!

by Jeffrey P Hambone October 6, 2008

Chodie

Chodie is a female that goes by the name of Kodie that has a chode. Kodie + chode = Chodie

Chodie whipped out her chode and it was bigger than mine.

by Bradley Simmons January 14, 2008