Any man who does what is cool to score with women. A male who does not stay true to himself or his style. A puke enducing sell-out
Last year Mr. Brown had that kick ass long hair, but turned choade and shaved it off because a girl told him he would look better.
by Jason Frenczak June 28, 2003
Usually penis, penis wider than it is long, or the area between the penis and anus. Taken from colloquial Spanish.
lick my choad.
by Antar the Dragon God January 13, 2003
Choad, also spelt chode, is a variant of the word choda (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). Chodna simply means to fuck. The word choad however is what is known as a neologism. This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word choad has three major definitions.
1) A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer
2) The area between the scrotum/vagina and the anus.
3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.
1) A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer
2) The area between the scrotum/vagina and the anus.
3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.
by ducas June 06, 2007
by Rob Miller April 13, 2004
1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.
2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.
2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.
1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!
2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"
2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"
by AIDZ September 18, 2005
(1) A penis, usually wider than long.
(2) The perineal area. See taint or grundle.
(3) Pubic hair. This definition seems to originate from New Jersey.
(2) The perineal area. See taint or grundle.
(3) Pubic hair. This definition seems to originate from New Jersey.
by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004