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colesexual

Being colesexual means to be straight but gay for the beautiful human being that is Cole Sprouse
I was gay bu when I saw Cole I imidiatly turned colesexual

Celesexual 

Someone who is only attracted to celebrities that in the most case far too old and already taken and don't know your existstance. A Celesexual is determined that he/she is in a serious relationship with these celebrities.
Girl: I'm marrying Justin Bieber soon!
Boy: no you wont he has a girlfriend and don't know you exist!
Girl: One day I will...
Boy: wow your such a Celesexual all you do is fall in love with celebrities and no one else!
Girl: ....
Celesexual by Immy12 March 30, 2013

colesexual

Colesexual is when you are deeply attracted to Cole Sprouse.
"omg Cole spouse is so hot"
"omg are u colesexual?!"
colesexual by strawb3rry lac3s December 31, 2020

clopsexual 

Literally beastiality.... The Bronies who want to have sexual relations with My little Pony Characters. Creepy as hell, but it's a real sexuality according to the apparent 30-60 thousand clopsexuals.

(No offence but fucking Ponies is beastiality and that's fucked up)
Son: Mom, Dad, I'm Clopsexual....
Mom: What?
Son: Clopsexual
Dad: Well... That's beastiality/
Son: JUST ACCEPT ME!!!! (storms out)
clopsexual by lwils April 8, 2016

Colesexual

when you are in love with the most beautiful and hottest man on this world cole sprouse no matter what gender you are.then you are colesexual.
I only find Cole Sprouse attractive.I’m colesexual.

chasesexual

Someone who will always be attracted to chase Hudson (lil huddy) no matter their age/gender/sexuality
Mum: who’s that on your phone

Me:it’s chase Hudson mum I’m chasesexual
chasesexual by Chasesexualperson December 29, 2020