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Celesexual 

Someone who is only attracted to celebrities that in the most case far too old and already taken and don't know your existstance. A Celesexual is determined that he/she is in a serious relationship with these celebrities.
Girl: I'm marrying Justin Bieber soon!
Boy: no you wont he has a girlfriend and don't know you exist!
Girl: One day I will...
Boy: wow your such a Celesexual all you do is fall in love with celebrities and no one else!
Girl: ....
Celesexual by Immy12 March 30, 2013
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colesexual

Being colesexual means to be straight but gay for the beautiful human being that is Cole Sprouse
I was gay bu when I saw Cole I imidiatly turned colesexual

Catesexual 

Friend: are you bisexual?
No, I'm Catesexual
Catesexual by lilcloudgirl January 17, 2021

colesexual

Colesexual is when you are deeply attracted to Cole Sprouse.
"omg Cole spouse is so hot"
"omg are u colesexual?!"
colesexual by strawb3rry lac3s December 31, 2020

Colesexual

when you are in love with the most beautiful and hottest man on this world cole sprouse no matter what gender you are.then you are colesexual.
I only find Cole Sprouse attractive.I’m colesexual.

colsexual 

colsexual is when you only want to date Colby Brock and/or Cole Sprouse
my friend: wow Cole Sprouse is so hoooottt
me: so your colsexual? me too!
colsexual by istan November 7, 2018

Telesexual 

When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.
Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.
Telesexual by Fraknor April 12, 2008