chl9m

The worst possible way to kiss. Kissing someone savagely

Chl9m din mk
Chl9mni wld l7ram
Chl9mtha lbareh

by The Raven Knight January 13, 2025

chlamydiot

A portmanteau of chlamydia and idiot. Coined by Ray Gilette in the tv show Archer.

Pam: "How much did you go to the damn doctor?"
Cheryl: "I dunno, like, a lot... I kept getting chlamydia. Oww!"
Ray: "Get off! Chlamydiot!"
Cheryl: "Oh, I get it... because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm and idiot."

by natalie portmanteaux May 10, 2021

chlumskydream

the coolest account to ever exist, they post bojack horseman on their feed and spam their story with random shit all the time

chlumskydream liked your photo

by bojackhorsemansupremacy September 1, 2021

Chlom

Demonic leader of the CHLOM cult. Twin sister of Chloe and parent to the puppy Chlom. (Beware that the chlom cult is a collective group of demon worshipers so steer clear of them)

Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom

by Aaron and Ethan January 10, 2020

chlamydic

Someone who acts/ looks like they have STDs. More specifically, chlamydia.

"Sam shaved his pubic hair and stuck it on his face, how chlamydic!"
" Kyle: my girl's coochie been real musty, she says it itches

Mark: yeah fam, that's because you're chlamydic"

by molestar88 February 16, 2020

Chlamidid Relationship

A relationship in which two people are connected through a mutual sexual disease, usually obtained through the whoreish actions of one partner.

"She said come over, but I told her I don't have time for a chlamidid relationship."

by KrisKetchup December 12, 2012

Chlamorhea

The generic STD one gets when they have sex with prostitutes, freelance porn stars, strippers, or Stephen.

She probably has chlamorhea from tapping Stephen all the time.

by TGIF lover September 21, 2006