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Chlamidiot

A person who contracts chlamydia or another STD while being an idiot and not using protection.
a person who has unprotected sex with multiple partners, and develops chlamydia is a Chlamidiot
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chlamidiot

Someone who has irresponsible, unprotected sex. Same as chlamydiot
Yeah, he only takes it raw, what a chlamidiot.
chlamidiot by janet jackaruso September 8, 2007

Chlamidiot

She’s such a chlamidiot
Chlamidiot by Snow03 March 13, 2020

Chlamidiot

Someone who is likely to contract chlamydia because of their own fault.
Guy 1: Hey, I had sex with Amy!
Guy 2: Why, she has chlamydia?!
Guy 1: Oh no, I am such a chlamidiot.
Chlamidiot by Germby December 21, 2014

chlamydiot 

A portmanteau of chlamydia and idiot. Coined by Ray Gilette in the tv show Archer.
Pam: "How much did you go to the damn doctor?"
Cheryl: "I dunno, like, a lot... I kept getting chlamydia. Oww!"
Ray: "Get off! Chlamydiot!"
Cheryl: "Oh, I get it... because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm and idiot."

Chlamidid Relationship 

A relationship in which two people are connected through a mutual sexual disease, usually obtained through the whoreish actions of one partner.
"She said come over, but I told her I don't have time for a chlamidid relationship."
Chlamidid Relationship by KrisKetchup December 12, 2012

Chlamydiot 

A person who engages in high-risk sexual behavior with multiple partners without regard to their personal safety or the safety of others. A contraction of the words" chlamydia" and "idiot."
Person 1: "Man, my chlamydiot girlfriend gave me a VD."
Person 2: "Fuck."
Person 3: (heads for the clinic)
Chlamydiot by nowayhomie April 13, 2006
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