chlamaids

the mix of chlamydia and aids, mainly used when just one sexually transmitted disease isn’t enough.

did you see jess at last night’s party? she’s totally got a severe case of chlamaids.

by 2whitecandlesticks September 7, 2025

Chlamidid Relationship

A relationship in which two people are connected through a mutual sexual disease, usually obtained through the whoreish actions of one partner.

"She said come over, but I told her I don't have time for a chlamidid relationship."

by KrisKetchup December 12, 2012

Chlamyds

Shortened version of Chlamydia, a sexually transmitted infection caused by bacteria.

This term is used by the “cool kids” who whore around, don’t use protection, get it often, and don’t give a fuck; it’s like the common cold to them.

-“Yo Chad wanna reach my ends and bang some hoes at Kappa Sigma tonight?”
-“No bro this chick gave me the chlamyds I gotta take my meds”
-“Forgot to use that latex again eh?”
-“Nah my dick was just too big for it.”

by TaroTomorrow February 11, 2021

The chlamids

Chlamydia but like yk chlamids

“Broski I fucked Chadwick last week and now I have the chlamids”

by Chlamidsgotmegood February 7, 2019

Chlamidiot

A person who contracts chlamydia or another STD while being an idiot and not using protection.

a person who has unprotected sex with multiple partners, and develops chlamydia is a Chlamidiot

by My buddies a chlamidiot February 8, 2010

chlamidiot

Someone who has irresponsible, unprotected sex. Same as chlamydiot

Yeah, he only takes it raw, what a chlamidiot.

by janet jackaruso September 8, 2007

chlamidiagonnasyphalis

its the combination of chlamidya gonnareahha and syphalis

teen1:you look at that hoe right thurr
teen2:dude she has chlamidiagonnasyphalis

by qqnob January 21, 2008