chimpi 

a peng human . has to be a hun . her name has to be gali or ole or fifi . she has to be studying dramatic arts or ir with political sciences or bsc biological sciences, respectively . HAS TO BE A MERCITY GIRL !

"eh baobane ne re le di chimpi mahn" - fifi

chimpi by zzzest June 22, 2021

gold star champion 

An overachiever who has the consistently annoying habit of hijacking any conversation into an advertisement of his or her successes to anyone within ear range so that he or she can get some cheap validation; usually someone who was a top students in elementary school who hoarded the gold star stickers and used them as a (self-defined) standard of superiority

_________ had a habit of steering any fun night at the bar into letting people know about his/her newest top academic scores. She's/He's such a fucking gold star champion.

gold star champion by Icannadoeet February 9, 2013

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r 

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.

The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r by papaboy March 1, 2013

Pimp chimpin

A “movement” for when your with the boys and ur chillin y’all are pimp chimpin.

Jack: “Yo what’s up John.”
John: ”yo the boys are here we pimp chimpin in here bro you should come over.”

Pimp chimpin by G pizzup February 24, 2020

CHIMP OUT 

An aggressive and violent outburst by a black person, such as tantrums of chimpanzees or baboons straight out of National Geographic's nature shows.

O.J. really did chimp out with Nicole by slashing her throat.

CHIMP OUT by O. W. Tongueincheek February 13, 2023

we pimp chimpin

A new “movement” to be used as a greeting, in place of hi, or what’s up.

Hey man, we pimp chimpin out here!

we pimp chimpin by BigNigga9/11 February 23, 2020

Random Chimp Event 

The Random Chimp Event is the name for the monkey uprising. Humans evolved from monkeys, this was a mistake, humans evolved past monkeys, leaving them behind, the monkeys didn't forget this, and they are preparing. There is not a lot known about the specifics of the Random Chimp Event, the only things that are known are that it could happen at any point in time and that once it has started there is no stopping it, the monkeys will destroy everything in their path. There are a select, intelligent, few who will rejoice at the Random Chimp Event, knowing that the only way for humanity to survive is to return to monke.

Person 1: *hears the distant, ecstatic screams of monkeys* What is that?
Person 2: It's started.
Person 1: What has?
Person 2: *A single tear wells up in their eye and rolls down their face, it's hard to decern whether it is a tear of joy or sadness, the expression on their face makes it seem like both, they are happy because society will return to the glory of what it used to be, but they are sad that they must die to achieve this utopia but they are willing to because they know it is for the betterment of monkeykind* The Random Chimp Event.

Random Chimp Event by AXKZ October 30, 2020