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Prevalent within death row inmates, a hands-free masturbation device made up of a dirty old sock, vaseline (or toothpaste, if not available) a toilet paper tube (if available), wedged firmly between a matress.
"Hey boy. Bend over. I'm 'bout to jack off with your asshole"
"Man fuck dat...yall needs ta be using yo FIFI, negga!"
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Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง โ™€๏ธ.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know ๐Ÿ˜ซ"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight ๐Ÿง "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
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fifi is a latex glove wrapped by a small towell or sock inmates wrap the towell or sock. you can make your fifi tight to simulate a tight pussy by using rubberbands around the towell. insert some cream in the glove maybe some warm water. now just pretend your boning some fine ass chick and hurry before the guards bust you.oh and never use shampoo unless you want your penis to blow up and all your cell mates to laugh at you
fifi,latex glove,sock,towell,cream,tight, pussy
by tony d fresh September 02, 2007
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(v.) The act of making a hole in an item or object and using it as an orifis for sexual pleasure.

(n.) One such whole as used for sexual pleaure; specifically in jails a towel wrapped and held in place with rubber bands then filled with lotion, also possibly warmed beforehand in the shower.
(v.) Mack likes to fi-fi fruits and vegetables.
(n.) Nick was making much fun out of his grapefruit and orange fi-fis.
by E-unit January 20, 2006
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Any simulated vagina, homemade or commercial.
When I was in reform school, every guy would trade things to get the stuff to make a fifi.
by Mikel1777 August 29, 2006
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Pretty Girls, who smell nice,are very sweet,kind and cuddly, like a flower.

If you know a fifi, she will be one of the best girls you could ever meet, they're understanding and great in relationships and often have amazing bodies.

Sort of like Fifi, from Fifi and the flower tots.
Fifi's often are very smiley, but sometimes have short tempers.
''oh that fifi, smells so nice, sort of like a flower''

''Fifi and the flower tots is my favourite tv progamme''
by ThatBitchYouDon'tKnow October 10, 2011
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A device, primarily used in jail, that is a towel wrapped tightly around a rubber glove with lube used for masturbating. The rubber glove can be attained from someone who has kitchen duty and the lube can be shampoo or another man's goo, whatever you have to use. You can hold it tight with your hand or use strands of the towel to tie firmly to your penis. Multiple gloves are used for the more endowed as it hurts really bad when you get caught up on one of those finger parts.
Jail people {not me} : Felon1 "Hey dude, you seem tense today you want me to blow you before outside rec? "

Felon2: "Naw, I made a Fifi during church time. I'm going to the law library later and I'm gonna fuck it under the desk to pretend I'm a big shot businessman who is getting blown secretly during a meeting."

Felon1: "OK dude, but let me know if you want me to suck your cock because I really like to smooth texture of the head in my throat."
by eatmyfilthycunt June 30, 2015
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