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chimpanic

A group of loud, wild, clueless young men who in the midst of a weekend party cause destruction.
The dorm's elevators don't work due to the chimpanic on the third floor.
by untitled user October 16, 2005
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Chimpanzee Choke

The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.
Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.
by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018
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Chimpanigger

Portmanteau of Chimpanzee and Nigger. Chimpanzees are extremely violent, and very promiscuous, just like niggers. Niggers are also prone to violent outbursts, known as chimping out". Therefore a nigger in the middle of a chimp out may be described as a chimpanigger.
Chimpaniggers were on the news again last night. They stabbed a teenager in Brixton, shot someone in Streatham High Street and violently raped at least 30 human women.
by TNBSpotter May 28, 2011
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Chimpanzee

A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life.
If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.

My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.
by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006
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go chimpanzee

When someone pisses you off and you rip off their face.
Upon seeing my husband's ex-wife I had to go chimpanzee and rip off her face.
by pfc. snowball November 13, 2009
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chimpanzeed

Someone who has been attacked by a chimpanzee, has been Chimpanzeed. The verb form of the noun, chimpanzee
Dude, I was trying to feed the goats, but then I got Chimpanzeed.
by Yyachub May 13, 2008
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The chimpanzee

When you make a girl sit on her knees and finger herself with both hands whilst sucking you off
Hey did you hear about last night? Brad made his wife, Angelina, do the chimpanzee and now she’s divorcing him and taking all their kids
by Dixieland grandad haver November 23, 2018
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