chimpanzeed
Someone who has been attacked by a chimpanzee, has been Chimpanzeed. The verb form of the noun, chimpanzee
chimpanzeed by Yyachub May 13, 2008
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Chimpanzee Choke
The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.
Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.
Chimpanzee Choke by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018
Chimpanzee
If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.
My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.
My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.
Chimpanzee by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006
go chimpanzee
go chimpanzee by pfc. snowball November 13, 2009
The chimpanzee
Hey did you hear about last night? Brad made his wife, Angelina, do the chimpanzee and now she’s divorcing him and taking all their kids
The chimpanzee by Dixieland grandad haver November 23, 2018
Chimpanzee
A common name for two aniamal species in the genus Pan. An animal that is very closely related to human beings.
A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.
See also, Bush, George W.
A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.
See also, Bush, George W.
The current occupant of the White House is a Chimpanzee.
Chimpanzee by jesster79 February 16, 2006
Chimpanzee Lips
n. When a woman's vaginal flaps are swollen to the point that they resemble the mouth of a monkey, ape, or specifically a chimpanzee.
Dude 1: Hey man, I heard you got Jessica last night!
Dude 2: Yeah bro, it was pretty nice but she was definately sporting some chimpanzee lips!
Dude 1: Ugh, no way... look at the bright side, atleast she didn't have beef curtains.
Dude 2: Yeah bro, it was pretty nice but she was definately sporting some chimpanzee lips!
Dude 1: Ugh, no way... look at the bright side, atleast she didn't have beef curtains.
Chimpanzee Lips by Zac & Brett December 9, 2008
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