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Chimpanzee Choke

The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.
Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.

Chimpanzee 

A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life.
If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.

My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.
Chimpanzee by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

go chimpanzee 

When someone pisses you off and you rip off their face.
Upon seeing my husband's ex-wife I had to go chimpanzee and rip off her face.
go chimpanzee by pfc. snowball November 13, 2009

The chimpanzee 

When you make a girl sit on her knees and finger herself with both hands whilst sucking you off
Hey did you hear about last night? Brad made his wife, Angelina, do the chimpanzee and now she’s divorcing him and taking all their kids

Chimpanzee 

A common name for two aniamal species in the genus Pan. An animal that is very closely related to human beings.

A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.

See also, Bush, George W.
The current occupant of the White House is a Chimpanzee.
Chimpanzee by jesster79 February 16, 2006

Chimpanzee Lips 

n. When a woman's vaginal flaps are swollen to the point that they resemble the mouth of a monkey, ape, or specifically a chimpanzee.
Dude 1: Hey man, I heard you got Jessica last night!

Dude 2: Yeah bro, it was pretty nice but she was definately sporting some chimpanzee lips!

Dude 1: Ugh, no way... look at the bright side, atleast she didn't have beef curtains.
Chimpanzee Lips by Zac & Brett December 9, 2008