Chimpanzee

A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life.

If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.

My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.

by NeverMindWho March 6, 2006

Chimpanzee

A common name for two aniamal species in the genus Pan. An animal that is very closely related to human beings.

A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.

See also, Bush, George W.

The current occupant of the White House is a Chimpanzee.

by jesster79 February 17, 2006

Chimpanzee

intransitive verb,a violent unprovoked response,to go all out ape shit on someone for no reason...

Dude, she just went all Chimpanzee on me....

by Sticky Monkey April 5, 2009

Chimpanzee

A commonly used safe word when training with a giant powerbear when a chimpanzee is nearby in order to teach a moral lesson later on in the story arc.

Powerbear: If you ever need help say chimpanzee
Magnus: *winks at chimpanzee* Chimpanzee is our safe word
Later...
Powerbear: *crushing magnus*
Magnus: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, chimpanzee
Chimpanzee: Helps Magnus
Later...
Ends up teaching moral lesson about how strength is about the help of others as well

by Echo_ December 12, 2018

Chimpanzee

A type of monkey

Chimpanzee he he he

I went to the zoo and saw a chimpanzee! It was so cool!

by ChimpanzeeChipsAhoy May 25, 2020

chimpanzeed

Someone who has been attacked by a chimpanzee, has been Chimpanzeed. The verb form of the noun, chimpanzee

Dude, I was trying to feed the goats, but then I got Chimpanzeed.

by Yyachub May 14, 2008

The chimpanzee

When you make a girl sit on her knees and finger herself with both hands whilst sucking you off

Hey did you hear about last night? Brad made his wife, Angelina, do the chimpanzee and now she’s divorcing him and taking all their kids

by Dixieland grandad haver November 23, 2018