chillaxitoke

smoking weed when one is relaxing, usually after a stressful event

Everyday after work, Malcolm loves to go home and chillaxitoke to take his mind off of the bullshit.

by Murph912 December 20, 2008

chillaxitive

n. A tablet or capsule consumed orally in order to induce a state of chillaxation.

Hey brah, pop some chillaxitives.

by Daaron January 11, 2005

Chillaxitives

Weed.

Yo you want to go get some chillaxitives and chill?

by Hasselhoffman February 15, 2009

chillaxitate

1. to be calm
2. to be in a state mental chillness
3. to hang out with friends

1. "dude im chillaxitated right now, i just want to stay here"
2. "hey man, chillaxitate its just dog"
3. "hey bro, we should chillaxitate super soon"

by modern-day messiah June 7, 2009

chillaxitive

a pill taken to both relax the body and help the common problem of constipation. similar to the 'chill pill' just with the added benefit similar to that of a laxitive. side-effects of the chillaxitive include; diarreah, neusea, constipation, swelling of the genitals, and pubic lice.

timmy: "omg omg omg omg i havnt taken a crap in 4 days!!!!!"

jimmy: "jeez timmy, take a chillaxitive"

by studd muffin July 24, 2006

Chillaxitive (copyright 2001)

its a combination of chill and relax or chillax. but put in to the verb form. a chillaxitve can also be something. what ever makes you relax- puts you in your happy place- ex. weed, sleep...

Abhi: i have 5 test tmrw im freaking out!!!
Sean: Dude juss take some chilaxitive and sit down...Bitch!

by Sean N April 21, 2004

chillaxitive

marijuana weed pot

I gots to score be some kind ass, super dank chillaxitive

by dimpass March 2, 2008