chillaxitive

n. A tablet or capsule consumed orally in order to induce a state of chillaxation.

Hey brah, pop some chillaxitives.

by Daaron January 11, 2005

chillaxitive

a pill taken to both relax the body and help the common problem of constipation. similar to the 'chill pill' just with the added benefit similar to that of a laxitive. side-effects of the chillaxitive include; diarreah, neusea, constipation, swelling of the genitals, and pubic lice.

timmy: "omg omg omg omg i havnt taken a crap in 4 days!!!!!"

jimmy: "jeez timmy, take a chillaxitive"

by studd muffin July 24, 2006

chillaxitive

marijuana weed pot

I gots to score be some kind ass, super dank chillaxitive

by dimpass March 2, 2008

Chillaxitive (copyright 2001)

its a combination of chill and relax or chillax. but put in to the verb form. a chillaxitve can also be something. what ever makes you relax- puts you in your happy place- ex. weed, sleep...

Abhi: i have 5 test tmrw im freaking out!!!
Sean: Dude juss take some chilaxitive and sit down...Bitch!

by Sean N April 21, 2004

chillaxative

someting to help you chill,relax e.g. hashish

you need to take a chillaxative man

by pyewhacker July 24, 2008

Chillaxitives

Weed.

Yo you want to go get some chillaxitives and chill?

by Hasselhoffman February 15, 2009

chillaxative

When one is experiencing extremely high levels of various emotions that may agitate another person in their company and really needs to just chill out or relax, the annoyed party in their presence can tell them to take a chillaxative, therefore rendering it appropriate for that person to fully let go and purge their stresses until they reach a serene state of calmness.

Stop freaking out, you really need to take a chillaxative!

by Angelina Guglielmo March 16, 2008