chillaxitive
chillaxitive by Daaron January 11, 2005
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chillaxitive
a pill taken to both relax the body and help the common problem of constipation. similar to the 'chill pill' just with the added benefit similar to that of a laxitive. side-effects of the chillaxitive include; diarreah, neusea, constipation, swelling of the genitals, and pubic lice.
timmy: "omg omg omg omg i havnt taken a crap in 4 days!!!!!"
jimmy: "jeez timmy, take a chillaxitive"
jimmy: "jeez timmy, take a chillaxitive"
chillaxitive by studd muffin July 24, 2006
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chillaxitive by dimpass March 2, 2008
Chillaxitive (copyright 2001)
its a combination of chill and relax or chillax. but put in to the verb form. a chillaxitve can also be something. what ever makes you relax- puts you in your happy place- ex. weed, sleep...
Abhi: i have 5 test tmrw im freaking out!!!
Sean: Dude juss take some chilaxitive and sit down...Bitch!
Sean: Dude juss take some chilaxitive and sit down...Bitch!
Chillaxitive (copyright 2001) by Sean N April 21, 2004
chillaxative
chillaxative by pyewhacker July 24, 2008
chillaxative
When one is experiencing extremely high levels of various emotions that may agitate another person in their company and really needs to just chill out or relax, the annoyed party in their presence can tell them to take a chillaxative, therefore rendering it appropriate for that person to fully let go and purge their stresses until they reach a serene state of calmness.
chillaxative by Angelina Guglielmo March 16, 2008
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