Chillaxitives

Weed.

Yo you want to go get some chillaxitives and chill?

Chillaxitives by Hasselhoffman February 15, 2009

chillaxitive 

n. A tablet or capsule consumed orally in order to induce a state of chillaxation.

Hey brah, pop some chillaxitives.

chillaxitive by Daaron January 11, 2005

chillaxative 

someting to help you chill,relax e.g. hashish

you need to take a chillaxative man

chillaxative by pyewhacker July 24, 2008

chillaxative 

When one is experiencing extremely high levels of various emotions that may agitate another person in their company and really needs to just chill out or relax, the annoyed party in their presence can tell them to take a chillaxative, therefore rendering it appropriate for that person to fully let go and purge their stresses until they reach a serene state of calmness.

Stop freaking out, you really need to take a chillaxative!

chillaxative by Angelina Guglielmo March 16, 2008

chillaxative 

Metaphorically speaking, a "drug" a person will tell another to take when their level of stress or aggression reaches profound heights in which it is now useless to merely tell them to "chillax".

"It's no big deal, dude... You're girl came onto me, but I didn't put it all the way in, so just take a chillaxative!"

chillaxative by atom project April 10, 2008

chillaxative 

combination of chill+relax+laxative
A pill form of chillax that gives the added comfort of a laxative. Could be used to say someone is so stressed out, uptight, and maybe a little plugged up- that they would need to chill, relax and take a laxative.

-Yo biatch take a chillaxative!

-You mad stressin' why don't you take a chillaxative

- don't worry I'll make the deadline! Eat a chillaxative!

chillaxative by Amy Gee April 15, 2008

Chillaxative 

Something in which to take to chill similar to a laxative.

She needs to take a chillaxative!

Chillaxative by Krazy Lexy September 26, 2005