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Child molesters 

The sickos that should have been the 11 million killed in the holocaust. They all deserve to be cremated alive and/or castrated with a burning guilotine Then have a jar of salt poured on their wound, but not before being forced to Drop the soap in front of some huge black dude to feel all the pain theyve caused.
Alternate Reality 1930s germany:
This just in: Adolf Hitler has just won the Nobel Peace prize for the COMPLETE extermination of the world's Child molesters
Child molesters by Majin Tails December 4, 2009

child molesters 

KILL THEM!!!!!!!!


> KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously...fuckin kill them
child molesters by Rob Schneider March 20, 2005

All your ancestors child molestors 

This is the cruelest thing you could say to someone. No matter how lightly you saw it, Jesus will come back and shred the soul of your victim.
(Stephan is talking trash to you.) Stephan, all your ancestors child molestors!
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)

Child Molestor 

A sick fuck that likes to have sex with little kids!

All rapist and molestors should burn in hell and get their head chopped off haha.
Nick: Hey Sally! Wanna okay a quick game in my room?

Sally: Sure! What’s it’s about?

Nick: well… it has simple rules. All you have to do is keep you’re clothes off ;)

Sally: Uhm… okay :)

As you can see Nick is a fucking Child Molestor <3
Child Molestor by hajjagain? January 29, 2022

child molestor 

One who engages in child molestation, often used synonamously with pedophile while actually being quite different. Most child molestors will be pedophiles, yes, but you don't need to be attracted to someone to have sex with them, as many young women will tell you of old rich men. It can be done to fulfill a need to inflict violence against children or those unable to defend themselves, to get a thrill out of being bad and breaking the law, to 'try it out', to make money off distributing an illegal video, to get back at someone, to scar the kid and possibly make him a psychological dependant, or to hurt the parent of the child.

A child molestor is a person who has sexual intercourse with an invidual under the local law's age of sexual consent. Usually refers to a legal adult, though a much older child can also be guilty of it.

The laws are in places as societies deem children to be mentally and emotionally too immature for sexual intercourse, leading them to be manipulated and unable to protect themselves from being hurt and scarred by the experience.

One wonders why similar restrictions are not applied as adamently to the mentally handicapped, the emotionally insecure, the easily influenced mentally immature sheep, and the stupid.
Frank is a pedophile, but has not acted on his secret desires, so he has not yet become a child molestor.

Joey was desperately horny and could not control himself. No woman would have him, so despite wanting big tits and a shapely mature body, he settled for raping a kid and threatening her to keep it a secret. He is a child molestor and he will be arrested and convicted if justice prevails.

All my sympathy for the plight of pedophiles dissolves the second they cross the line of the law and touch a child. They cease to be tragic heroes and become child molestors, bastards with no self control or respect for the democratic political system for which we set forth the freedoms available to us for mutual benefit.
child molestor by Jordan Hill September 29, 2005

Your ancestors child molesters 

The worst possible insult known to man. This phrase is worse than “your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt, etc.”
Josh: your mom gay your dad lesbian and your family tree have lgbt, beat that bitch.

Cody: Please josh don’t make me do it

Josh: no balls do it bitch

Cody: your ancestors child molesters!

*josh is instantaneous teleported to where time and space do Not exist, explodes on arrival causing the Big Bang. After millions of years society Develops and reaches its peak. Then a giant asteroid comes hurling towards the earth destroying all life on it.

child molestor 

freddys daddy
freddys daddy touches him behind the furnace
child molestor by freddy July 26, 2003
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