A Dutch breed of chicken that originates from Chatham in Kent. They often cluck in the software engineering departments of the automotive industry when they are not editing music or strumming the guitar
Tobias van de peer is the epitome of a chickon with his feathers and inane clucking
Another adition to the menu of Chimp Food. A favourite to all Nogs around the world. This food will never be consumed by a Nog without a side of "Hhhhhhhhhhhrrrice and Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Pork Scotch: Hi Nogtard, would you like to come to my barbeque later?
1. A chicken purchased from a butcher that has unusually long legs and dry yellow skin. Basically, a chickon is the exact opposite of what you'd look for when selecting a tasty chicken from a butcher. It is usually what is left of the fresh chicken at the end of the day because no one has purchased it.
The term originates in the Caribbean from the late musical legend Bob Marley. The term is properly pronounced as "Chik-kahn"
2. A chick who is unattractive, but is still bangable. She's the girl who you'd only call up if you had no one else to meet up with for a good shag.
1. David: Aw man, that fried stuff I had for lunch was terrible. Yuk.
Greg: What was it?
David: Chickon!
2. Ed: Hey Mark, remember that chickon I danced with last weekend at the club?
Mark: What the ugly one who had the nice long legs but no ass? Yeah I remember her. How could I forget.
Ed: Matt got her number and went out with her last night.
Mark: Well, that's cause Matt's a virgin and can't do any better. He doesn't hang out with too many chicks.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.