The disease of loosing too many brain cells after contracting salmonella from a turducken. Called chickenella by Luigi Spambrose as turduckenella didn’t work aswell as chickenella.
Friend 1: ugh I lost 78% of my bwain sells after eeting a turducken
Friend 2: we can sure tell because you can’t speak or spell properly because you got chickenella
Friend 1:oh
A mystical beast that is only seen by stoners after a few too many. it is believed that during a running race between a chicken and a llama, they ran with such synchronization that they tore a hole in the space-time continuum and got sucked in, only to come out morphed into one being. Chickenllama shall some day rule the earth. It has a llama body but a chicken head and tail, it is also known to wear funky hats on occasion.
*Jack pulls cone*
Jack: OMG, dude Chickenllama is back!!!
Dean: bro, maybe you've had enough... oh shit, i can see it too.
Jack: reckon we can eat it?
Dean: yeah bro lets do it.
*Dean and Jack eat Chickenllama*
when browsing the intarwebs for information or opening a file on your computer and the link is slow: when you click on it, you begin to click multiple times over and over and over thinking that it will make the hourglass go away and bring up the program/website faster.
IT guy: Dude, that lady over in HR is at it again, she thinks that the network is down because she can't open her 500meg word document full of pictures and links. When I got to her desk she was clicking away faster than someone playing Halo.
IT Mgr: That right there is the definition of Clickerella.
Chickenetta is a term that originated in a small town called Malvern inside of Worcestershire. People use this term to describe a person who functions normally in society, but when is in a relationship they use baby terminologies and act immature. The reason it’s called chickenetta is unknown.
You are being such a chickenetta in the babyin its not even funny, grow up.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.