chickensalad

The most amazing person you will ever meet. They have such a caring soul and will cheer you up when you are down. If you ever get to know a Chickensalad, consider yourself the luckiest person alive. You will never find someone better, and once you get a hold a Chickensalad. Never let go. If you do, you will soon realize that was the biggest mistake of your life.

Girl 1: My worm just died
Chickensalad: Ok? aAnd what do you want me to do about that

chickensalad by #1 chicken salad fan February 13, 2021

The Michigan Chicken Salad 

Ingredients:

- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.

- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional

Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.

One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.

At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.

Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.

Serves 10.

They served The Michigan Chicken Salad at the barbecue today. Everyone loved it, although it was a bit too salty.

The Michigan Chicken Salad by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit 

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

Grandma's chicken salad 

A word that is used to denote that something someone had just said sounded sexual by accident.

Girl: "Well that was long and hard."
Girl 2: "Grandma's chicken salad!"

Grandma's chicken salad by J Rones August 27, 2009

Chinese chicken salad 

The act of disposing of or ejecting an annoying female by inserting your thumb into her anus and index finger into her vagina and pinching her like a pair of chopsticks in order to lift her up.

"The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her a Chinese chicken salad right out the tenth story window!"

Chinese chicken salad by Iddudes November 3, 2009

Chicken Salad

A phrase used to describe a feeling or action when you don't know how to word it. Can also be used when someone doesn't agree with the description you used. Usually said by younger kids.

Nathan: "You're not scared. You've never been afraid of anything."
Lindsay: "Okay, fine, I don't know how to explain what I think. You know what? Call it chicken salad. Either way, what I'm saying is that I just don't want to do it."

Chicken Salad by Awkward~Glances June 25, 2009

indonesian fried chicken salad

a sexual act performed in the western hemisphere. performed with an Asian woman between the heights of 4'9'' and 5'2'' and a African-American male of large penis (12"+, 7'' circumference). occurs when black male of large penis fails to insert penis into the small Asian woman. faced with a dilemma, the black male finds ranch salad dressing and uses said ranch to lubricate obscenely large penis. thus, enabling him to insert penis into the small Asian vagina. after intercourse is completed and vagina is enlarged due to sex, black male proceeds to use the ranch salad dressing left over in the vagina and mixes in salad, assorted veggies, and fried chicken. he then consumes said fried chicken salad out of Asian woman's vagina using nothing more than chopsticks.

" nigga you straight indonesian fried chicken salad'd that chink bitch janice last night nigga."

indonesian fried chicken salad by chinkbitchjanice5987xoox69 September 19, 2009