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Chicken off the bone 

Chicken off the bone by DoubleK2 February 10, 2017

chucked me off 

The unfortunate problem of getting vomited on while receiving a blowjob.
“I had to leave the party, I was getting a blowie behind the couch and the chick Chucked Me Off.... dude”
chucked me off by Budget Ninja August 25, 2014

gone off chicken curry 

When you leave chicken curry out for too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off chicken curry tastes like cat food.

Wash the chicken shit off your eggs 

You better wash the chicken shit off your eggs and get what’s yours

suck the skin off a frozen chicken 

the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.
Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.