When a girl "does it like a boy" and makes a guy wonder which planet he is on.
On a first date,
Boy: I'll pay.
Girl: How about I pay today, and you pay next time.
Boy: I think I just got chicked.
Boy: Let's go out sometime and watch a movie!
Girl: OK! I'll call you...
Boy after girl walking away: You don't even have my number! Damn, I got chicked again!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!