Chesteritis

The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.

"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".

Chesteritis by Lord Diz October 17, 2022

Coasteritis 

The feeling you get after you've been on a bunch of roller coasters and when you get off you still feel like you're on one.

"Bro, after I spent the day at Six Flags I was suffering from major Coasteritis."

Coasteritis by The_Melancholy October 14, 2012

chesterites 

the people who live in chester,pa

Chesterites scare me

chesterites by LickityLack May 30, 2006

Ryan Casteritis 

Being a huge faggot with no friends, usually is accompanied with a small penis.

Damn, that mo-fo got Ryan Casteritis, cause he gots dat small dick an shit.

Ryan Casteritis by Ryan Brower December 7, 2006