chernobylism

A word first uttered by Mr. Paul 'Pablo' Sheehan. Initially conceived as a mistaken pronunciation of 'cherubism' (a mutagenic disorder causing severe facial deformity of its sufferrers), the word has lived on, and indeed superceeded the correct word.

"Ahhh fuck, we should get back. There's that program about chernobylism on tonight."

chernobylism by Nuciphaal June 21, 2004

chernobylish 

1. Adj. Having the quality of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986.
2. Adj. Malformed, grossly misshapen as though via nuclear radiation.
3. Adj. Disorganized.

My last Tindr date had a great body and was really nice, but her teeth were a little chernobylish.

chernobylish by picc285 April 16, 2019

Chernobyling 

Extensive dirtying of a toilet while one experiences explosive diarrhea. Generally, the aftermath of this disaster includes fart barnacles.

Wow, I shouldn’t have eaten at Taco Bell. I ended up chernobyling your toilet.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I feel 20 pounds lighter. By the way, I wiped my ass with your bath towel after chernobyling your toilet.

Chernobyling by rxlouden September 5, 2014

Chernobylize 

To destroy or ruin something

"When I grow up I will Chernobylize the world"

Chernobylize by Banterman69 February 18, 2015

Chernobylized 

Someone so ugly, they look like they were in the Chernobyl disaster.

That bitch is so chernobylized, but I'm horny so whatevs.

Chernobylized by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Chernobylified 

Pertaining to a gloomy article, object, environment or subject absent of life; either as a result of high radiation emmition or intense heat. See also chernobylification

The surface of mars is entirely Chernobylified, much like the pathetic excuse for food that Pizza Hut drags out the oven.

Chernobylified by The broken engineer May 19, 2018

Chernobyling 

Excreting one's "toxic sludge" all over a female of european descent, whether it be facial, oral, or otherwise in nature.

"yo im looking forward to chernobyling olga tonight, dude!"
"me too, bro!"

Chernobyling by M. R. July 29, 2006