When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

Cheerio Landmine by tpwhite49 August 24, 2012

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Cherissa

Just the most beautiful woman on earth. Blonde hair and green eyes that trap you. Amazing butt. Great personality. Just all around perfect person.

Sure wish I had a Cherissa in my life and by my side.

Cherissa by Thanks88 February 9, 2021

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My Cherie Amour

A song co-written and performed by Stevie Wonder. It was originally titled "Oh my Marcia" (Marcia being Stevie Wonders girlfriend at the time) but altered to "My Cherie Amour" since the two broke up. My Cherie Amour is roughly translated from French as "My Dear Love"

"...My Cherie amour, pretty little one that I adore, You're the only girl my heart beats for. How wish that you were mine"

-Stevie Wonder

Boy: I need to ask you something
Girl: What is it?
Boy: Will you be My Cherie Amour?
Girl: awwwww yes <3

My Cherie Amour by Egypt1337 February 24, 2012

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chev chelios

He is the protagonist of the Crank films. He is played by Jason Statham.

Chev Chelios was poisoned by the chinese shit.

chev chelios by Adolphe Sanks June 30, 2014

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