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When you’re really hungry for chips but no longer feel like pronouncing it properly.
“I’m SO hungry, i really want some chicken and CHEPS!”
Cheps by thecheps March 9, 2023
Pronounced: chayps, shapes, japes

Quick greeting used to avoid someone. Usually leaves the other person confused, leaving enough time for a quick exit and no conversation. Sometimes incorporated with a quick handwave.

Pracical Use:
- awkward momments (lifts, toilets, etc)
- greeting people accross the street
- to confuse people (shop attendants, parking inspectors)
- change conversation (bosses, wives, people asking for money)
Person A: Cheps

(Person A avoids eye contact with Person B and moves on)

Person B: Hey?...

(Person B is confused; does not know if Person A actually greeted them, sneezed, coughed, etc.)
cheps by Steve Maven December 9, 2008
Cheps is defined as the phonetic pronunciation of ‘chips’ by a Californian valley-girl usually in the context of ordering them with guacamole or salsa.

Generally there are multiple variations of “cheps” available in stores for consumption.
Becky: "Trisha those are my organik penk hemalayan salt cheps you betch!”
Cheps by mistergee013 July 8, 2019

Cheps betch! 

When you’ve been drinking at Barcelona Tapas for 4 hours and need CHEPS BETCH!
CHHHEEEEPPPSSS BEETTTCCCHHH! Cheps betch!
Cheps betch! by Kiki5000 October 29, 2018

Stoppy Cheps 

When a treadmill runner has his or her arms pulled in close to there body and runs in short stupid steps. This person looks so ridiculous its somewhat rage inducing.
That Cardio bunny was hot until I saw those stoppy cheps, now I just want to shake her.
Stoppy Cheps by swoledures September 14, 2011

taint cheese 

A white pus like discharge that eminates from a large person's ass crack.
My ex wife was so fat, she could scoop a pound of taint cheese from her inner thighs.
taint cheese by Woodbilly December 2, 2011