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Cheeto-finger 

An adjective used to describe someone who has never actually participated in a given topic (usually sports), and is usually unknowledgeable and/or unintelligible. This word usually describes the obese, cheeto eating, couch potato who thinks they are smart and constantly gives their opinion on sports, and act as i it is complete truth, when in fact he/she knows nothing about the sport.
Look at this guy and his cheeto-finger rankings he made on the current AFC rankings, he should just stick to playing Madden in his mother's basement.

Did anybody look at the cheeto-finger UFC rankings? They have Cody Garbrandt as #8 when he is undefeated and clearly kicking ass. Typical cheeto-finger dog shit.
Cheeto-finger by gangar5599 May 28, 2017

Cheeto-finger 

verb.

the act of placing fingers on objects, after handling Cheetos; leaving an orange or red (flamin' hot) residue.
"There was a girl in the library Cheeto-fingering the keyboard."

"Dude, please don't Cheeto-finger my Xbox controller!"
Cheeto-finger by t4z July 28, 2011

Cheeto Fingers 

The obvious sign that you have been previously consuming Cheetos. Identified by oddly red or orange coloring to the the thumb, index finger, and middle finger. However, it can spread to the remaining fingers in cases of voracious and ravenous eating of Cheetos.

Those aren't Cheeto fingers.

THESE are Cheeto fingers (insert spirit finger motion here)

Brown Cheeto Fingers 

The fecal residue left on your fingers and in between your nails after anally fingering your partner.
Chris definitely fingered his girlfriend's butt, he still has brown cheeto fingers.

cheeto fingers 

the unpleasant or pleasant orange or red residue left on the fingers after eating a bag of cheetos. Can usually be cleaned by licking or washing hands several times.
Gynecologist: Hey buddy want my last cheeto?

Guy: Man i dont want your nasty ass cheetos! youve been puttin ur gross cheeto fingers on all of em.
cheeto fingers by fertileturtel December 23, 2008

hot cheeto fingers 

When you finger a girl while she's on her period.
Yo I hooked up with Shana last night and I didn't know she was on the rag so I ended up with Hot Cheeto fingers!
hot cheeto fingers by Anal_abbey April 25, 2016
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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