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Golden Cheesehead 

The act of urinating on a Packers' fan, preferably during a Packers game.
That dumb bitch Angie was rooting hard for the Packers so I taught her a lesson with a golden cheesehead.
Golden Cheesehead by DeCarl February 21, 2011

cheesewheel dick

When someone's dick is less than 5 inches in length. But more than 3 inches in Width.
Sarah:You should have seen the guy I was with last night.
Jackie:Why?
Sarah:I couldn't fit him in my mouth. He had a cheesewheel dick
cheesewheel dick by Ryne Saltsman December 15, 2007

CheeseHead BrownPants 

Spongebob's name in the episode WhoBob WhatPants when he forgets his name.
How about we name you CheeseHead BrownPants!

cheesehead 

hiya cheeseheads what's your name
my names lil yolk and i'm goin insane
i like lemonade and i got a big brain
everytime it rains we go out and we say
bye bye cheeseheads time to go
we had a lot of fun but here comes the snow
there's one more thing that you outta know
cheeseheads freeze in the snow. yo.
if u want a good song to get u thru ur monday depression "hiya cheesehead"
cheesehead by best_song_ever March 4, 2021

cheeseshit 

that runny diarrhea you get after you smoke crack aka cheese
yo bra that crack was tight
but i ran out of toilet paper
cuz i was cheeseshitting all night
and now i'm addicted to crack and i can't escape 'er.
cheeseshit by realtalker23491 January 6, 2009

Cheesehab 

Where someone suffering from Advanced Cheez-It Addiction Syndrome goes.
Jerry: What's up with Terry? I haven't seen him in ages.

Dan: You know that lo carb diet he was on...well he relapsed and ate 10 boxes of Cheez-It's. Now he's in Cheesehab.
Cheesehab by LavaLady April 3, 2010
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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