Definitions by DeCarl

Reverse Sandusky 

The act of a grown man being raped violently in a male locker room by a 10-year-old boy.

Corey:"That game was fucking awful, the only thing that could make life worse would be if I got Sandusky'd right now."

Jon: "True, the game was horrible and being Sandusky'd would suck but don't overlook if you got Reverse Sandusky'd; that'd be way worse."

Reverse Sandusky by DeCarl December 6, 2011

TP Runway

A term for the preemptive placement of toilet paper from the pubis to the chest to catch one's ejaculum while masturbating.

Danny: "Hey man, you have any dirty socks for me to use? I just got the new Sasha Grey flick."

Noah: "No sorry, I just did my laundry but I just got back from Sam's so I have plenty of ammo for making a tp runway if you want."

TP Runway by Decarl March 15, 2011

Golden Cheesehead 

The act of urinating on a Packers' fan, preferably during a Packers game.

That dumb bitch Angie was rooting hard for the Packers so I taught her a lesson with a golden cheesehead.

Golden Cheesehead by DeCarl February 21, 2011