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Cheesehab

Where someone suffering from Advanced Cheez-It Addiction Syndrome goes.
Jerry: What's up with Terry? I haven't seen him in ages.

Dan: You know that lo carb diet he was on...well he relapsed and ate 10 boxes of Cheez-It's. Now he's in Cheesehab.
by LavaLady April 3, 2010
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Cheesebag

A term used to describe a member of Pest Control Humor Depot (PCHD), a Facebook group of pest control professionals.
The term came about when a member wanted to come up with a word that would be an identifier in the wild.
Derived from the meme "Stay Fresh Cheese Bags," which is a product sold to store blocks of cheese that is purported to extend their freshness.
"Make sure you Cheesebags follow the label directions!"
"The weather is crap. Stay safe out there, Cheesebags!"
by PCHD Overlord March 7, 2023
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Cheesebob Squarepants

Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.
Charlie: Dude, I can't go to the library with you, Cheesebob Squarepants double-bill is on at 5pm!
by Less, Jess & The Pussy October 22, 2007
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Peruvian Cheesecake

When a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. She then slaps the semen into the mans taint. Then proceeds to lick it out.
Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?

Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?

Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.
by Carpetmuncher. October 9, 2013
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death by cheesecake

When a person commences to end their life gradually, by overeating.
Death by cheesecake is seductive because although each bite brings joy, it also brings a slow and painful demise.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019
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power cheesecake

Cooking Term. Dominant cheesecake. While a cheesecake is usually submissive to his chef, a power cheesecake enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the preparation, the normally dominant activity in cooking. Power cheesecakes supposedly have skilled tongues. (They give the best flavor.)
Golly, that power cheesecake sure put up a fight, but I finally stuck it in the oven, if you know what I mean.
by #therealsoup November 16, 2014
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Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.
If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise
by Dave! Yognau(gh)t November 4, 2012
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