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mini cheese pizza 

a small round frozen brick you put into the microwave and then eat, putting you in an alternate reality where everyone loves you. It also gives you enough energy to ignore your responsibilities for the rest of the day.
"Dude, why are you wearing the same clothes as yesterday?"

"Man, I ate a mini cheese pizza"

"oooooooooh"

Chuck E Cheese Pizza 

Pizza that has been recycled from other tables at the restaurant.
Person 1: Did you see Shane Dawson’s video about Chuck E Cheese Pizza?
Person 2: Yeah, everyone knows that chuck e cheese recycles their pizza.

Cheese Pizza

"Dude, did you hear ___ got arrested for owning 'cheese pizza'"? "Holy shit, man."
Cheese Pizza by a funni meme February 3, 2015

Macaroni & Cheese Pizza

The most kick ass peice of culinary genius that humankind has produced yet.
"Adam we are going out to eat". Adam: "Dude fuck that Im watching the Gators play". "We are going out for Macaroni & Cheese Pizza"!! Adam: WELL SHIT yeah why didnt you freaks tell me? Let me throw on my shoes".

Cheesewizz 

A slang term for pornography or 'porn'. Can be used to disguise embarrassment that can be evoked when saying "porn". However, not a very widespread term, however Cheeswizz is becoming more popular.

Co-incidentally, Cheesewizz is also an American dairy product. It consists of a cheesy spread, that can be used for sandwiches and dips etc. Retail price is roughly $5.00, quite a bargain.
Dude 1: "Jake, send me the cheesewizz."
Dude 2: "Ok then"

Dude 1: "Bro I just saw the new cheesewizz!"
Dude 2: "Oh sweet man, how is it?"

Dude 1: "Oh my days, Zach Best made a new cheesewizz!"
Dude 2: "Awesome!"
Cheesewizz by Solid Brickway December 31, 2009

Four Cheese Pizza 

The sexual act of laying a female on the floor and having four men ejaculate on her. Then having all four men aggressively rub Prego's Homemade Italian Tomato Sauce until fully slathered. Then forcing the victim into a oven Hansel and Gretel Style.
Me and the boys did the Four Cheese Pizza on Tina yesterday, may god rest her soul.