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cheese-whiz 

Derogatory slang for a cheap -- often unreliable and/or unsupported -- immitation product.
"... that's what you get for using a cheese-whiz surge protector."
cheese-whiz by Andon September 8, 2006

cheese whiz 

A cheese whiz is the process of farting when you pee. Generally due to the natural relaxing of muscle tissue in both the rectal region as well as the anal region during urination.
Also spelled as: cheese wiz
Generally when I pee, it's a cheese whiz. I am frequently complemented as being on key as a tenor when this occurs around others. I can produce 1 pint and 2 bars at D Minor seventh simultaneously.
cheese whiz by Big Ed Moustapha August 14, 2010

Cheese Whiz 

The cheesy goodness in a can that Ryan Ross is addicted to.
Ryan Ross- I NEED MORE CHEESE WHIZ BRENDAN
Cheese Whiz by RYDEN IS REAL August 9, 2017

cheese whiz 

Do you have a theory here, McCoy, or are you just spraying cheese whiz into the wind?
Law & Order, Series 6 episode 18
cheese whiz by Mohamed April 5, 2004

Cheese Whiz 

The thing you put on toast when u dont want butter or jam
Cheese whiz is one chemical way from being cheese. The chemical is cheese.
The Cheese whiz on that toast was mediocre at best
Cheese Whiz by Cheese Master Q June 26, 2007

cheese whiz 

Weapon of mass destruction.
Holy shit! Those iraqies just cheese whizzed us.
cheese whiz by Rah November 21, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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